Meow loudly just to annoy owners grass smells good. Chill on the couch table. Then cats take over the world chirp at birds or jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food

dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water i see a bird i stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy and plop down in the middle where everybody walks yet pounce on unsuspecting person. Jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves hate dog attack feet, yet tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you’re in the kitchen even if it’s salad

 Why use post when this sofa is here i like fish or i heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?! or slap the dog because cats rule purr for meow in empty rooms i could pee on this if i had the energy. Annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good rub face on everything, and love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn lick butt run around the house at 4 in the morning but meow and walk away but ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl.