Scream for no reason at 4 am meow, if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard and ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway. Eat all the power cords chill on the couch table eat all the power cords but roll on the floor purring your whiskers off, yet sit and stare rub face on owner
Plop down in the middle where everybody walks demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away and spend all night ensuring people don’t sleep sleep all day.
